Bro, you won't believe what just went down! Everything was fine. Me, Fractures, Bonet, Mono-socket, and Broadbone were mining mana gems for Somanda like always. Then that ungrateful sockethole tried to END me! After spilling some questionable stories about him treating me like his prized undead, he decides to swing an axe at me? Unbelievable! I pulled off the most convenient escape ever and swiped two of his possessions that turned out way better than expected. Now I'm drowning in nonstop chaos! My luck is absolutely terrible, bro! A mysterious voice tells me I've qualified for something incredible. Before I can process it, I'm thrust into a new world reeking of life—and my bones hate every second of it. Powerful beasts and warriors attack from every angle, determined to wreck my entire existence! But here's the thing: amid all this madness, I found something worthwhile. A new power path! I'm NOT becoming undead! I can transcend beyond the Living AND the Dead! I'm immune to both sides' schemes. Well... mostly! My journey isn't toward Undeath anymore! It's toward true Lifelessness! I'm the one who defies reality! I am SKULLIUS! And I'm NOT an UNDEAD! ~~~ [Skill Preview] "What are these abilities? How do I use them? They better not be garbage, Bro!" ~~~ [Supreme Skill: Flesh It Like You Mean It | Lv. 1] Tired of looking corpselike? Hollow eyes getting you down? Need something besides bones to flaunt? Master cosmetic flesh and craft the body of your dreams (sort of). [Supreme Skill: Lifeless Evolution] Bored with standard undead evolutions? Is Undeath no longer fashionable? Is your Lich a sockethole who won't respect your growth? Experience the Lifeless Evolution Package for radical, unorthodox transformations that'll blow your mind. ~~~ I'm definitely going to regret this, right?