Alan never asked for this. A thirty-something office worker with no passions beyond his daily commute, he had one goal: survive until retirement. Then his otaku best friend Bob did the unthinkable—he tore open a portal to another world in his living room, and Alan got dragged through it. The fantasy realm's gods blessed Bob as their Chosen One, granting him legendary weapons and unimaginable power. Alan? He's the reluctant pack mule, fending off magical attacks and questioning whether this world even has basic sanitation. While Bob rises as a destined hero, Alan stumbles through adventure as his accidental sidekick, armed with nothing but sarcasm and the grim determination to find a way home. What begins as a nightmare of circumstance becomes an unexpected journey through cultivation, danger, and the chaos that only an otaku's wildest dreams could unleash. As Bob chases his isekai fantasy, Alan discovers that being dragged into another world might just be the most entertaining disaster of his life—whether he likes it or not.