In the gloomy Immortal Devil Cave, a thirteen-year-old boy lay silently on the ground, his eyes tightly shut, as if he had already died, without a trace of breath.
In his unconsciousness, Li Baye's mind replayed his experiences from when he was alive. He had lived in the twenty-first century, just like any other young man, dreaming of having lots of money, a house, a car, a beautiful wife...
His dream was to live together with the person he secretly loved, cherishing each other, being sweethearts, doing all the things lovers do together, and living happily ever after.
But reality mercilessly shattered his dream. Li Baye, like any other ordinary young man, came from a poor family, didn't grow up handsome, wasn't well-endowed, and even ugly women paid him no mind.
Over forty years old, he was still a pathetic virgin.
Li Baye had unrequited crushes on over a thousand girls, and confessed his feelings more than a hundred times, all ending in failure. Humiliated, he cut off his dick to commit suicide.
His soul transmigrated to the Immortal Devil Cave, possessing the body of a young man...
"Good, good, good, my immortal black crow has finally been refined! It only lacks a soul, and today, it just so happens I'll borrow yours for a bit!"
The old man inside the Immortal Devil Cave said, as he pulled Li Baye's soul and struck it into the black bird.
A moment later...
"Holy shit, that hurts! Could it be that I didn't die?"
Li Baye opened his eyes and grunted softly.
"Haha, success."
Seeing the black crow open its mouth and speak human language, the
From then on, between heaven and earth, a black crow soared and flew, entering the Burial Ground, reaching the Immortal City, crossing the Ominous Abyss... It flew through the Nine Worlds, overcame countless difficulties, and lived for hundreds of millions of years without dying. As time passed, eras shifted accordingly; for every overbearing figure that rose, another fell. Gradually, at some unknown point, that mysterious black crow began to know everything in heaven and earth. A black crow wishing to escape evil confinement began to seek a way to grasp its own path of destiny.
Time continued to flow, and in this expanse of heaven and earth, a black crow always flew wildly everywhere, peeking at beauties bathing, stealing panties, bras, flirting with girls, and all sorts of mischief...
From then on, Âm Nha spent an endless amount of time chasing women, leaving behind countless romantic entanglements. The Nine Heavens Profound Maiden, Empress Hong Tian, from immortal maidens to saintesses, and goddesses – all were deceived and had affections sown by it...
The greatest person of all ages, the greatest lecherous scoundrel of all ages – Li Qiye...
Innumerable eons later...
With a "swish," Li Qiye, who was floating in the middle of the river, was suddenly pulled out by someone.
-Ah!
As he was being pulled up, Li Qiye suddenly awoke, and his first reaction was to leap to his feet. Not yet accustomed to his body, he stumbled, nearly falling flat on his face.
-Haha, I've finally seized a body!
Li Qiye lowered his head, seeing that his body hadn't changed, and he was both overjoyed and alarmed. Although he had endured countless hardships, overcome numerous trials, and finally tricked that brat Immortal Emperor Takong, burned the Heavenly Mandate, and fought his way into the Immortal Devil Cave, Âm Nha – Li Qiye – had finally seized a body. He couldn't suppress his excitement. Finally, he could feel that he had a dick again, that he was a true man.