"Chat! Help! I've been isekai'd!" My first cry echoed across an alien world after awakening with a system skill—one that broadcast my every move back to Earth through a mysterious connection. Hatched from an egg wearing the form of my old Vtuber avatar, I found myself alone in a desolate realm with only my chat to anchor me to sanity. Yet solitude proved fleeting. The dungeons here defied comprehension. Silver bullets sprayed from sentient coins. Towels writhed with predatory intent, hungry to strangle me. Tentacles phased between dimensions, striking from impossible angles. What nightmare had I stumbled into?