[Warning: Mature Content] Chuck's career as a body pillow reviewer—assessing synthetic comfort and tactile qualities of anime girlfriend merchandise for online retailers—constituted a hollow existence. His days blurred together with monotonous ratings of fictional companionship and the lonely pursuit of simulated intimacy. That existence shattered when a delivery truck claimed his life. During his homebound commute from yet another humiliating shift, Chuck was struck down by an oncoming vehicle. Instead of death, he regained consciousness as a newborn in an unfamiliar parallel world. A second existence had begun, and he was determined to redefine it completely. What confronted him defied all expectations: a society governed by imperious lioness princesses, fierce wolf ladies, and noble panther heiresses—all heirs to powerful warlords and their legacies. In retrospect, those countless hours spent critiquing body pillows had been an inadvertent preparation for precisely this world, where his most extravagant harem aspirations weren't fantasies but his true calling.