Infinite Regression grants the ultimate advantage in any story—a guaranteed path to triumph. Or so the legends claim. Testing this power myself proved otherwise. The triumphant tales of regressors scattered throughout countless narratives? Pure fabrication. Hollow mythology peddled as truth. "This cycle ends in ruin as well." This isn't a chronicle of victory. It's the aftermath of perpetual defeat. A raw, unflinching memoir from someone bearing 1183 iterations of failure—their honest account begins now.