When Marine legend Francis Francis Francis the 3rd got vaporized in combat, he thought his legendary killing spree was over. Wrong. A god named Hades has other plans—specifically, murdering him for rejecting a career opportunity. The System also harbors a massive vendetta dating back to character creation. His new divine patron? Surprisingly chill about the whole situation. Stranded in a world of gods, magic, and medieval monsters, Francis only has three things going for him: military-grade combat experience from nineteen years in the Corps, pink booty shorts (lucky), and matching flip-flops. Finding passage back to his Marine brothers means navigating an overpowered hero's journey through a LitRPG nightmare—complete with murderous unicorns, crunchy numbers, and a pantheon of meme gods who think he's hilarious. Featuring monogamy, comedic violence, military humor, intelligent himbos, unique systems, murderous unicorns, great representation, and enough taco rice to feed a regiment. Grunts everywhere swear by this book. Comedy-fantasy perfection for everyone who loves their heroes overpowered and their violence hilarious.