Xiao Lin anticipated his cultivation journey would unfold peacefully—modest, unremarkable, and absent of drama. That changed entirely when his perpetually-inept system, designed only for ridiculous tasks like "harvest flowers" or "go fishing," suddenly delivered a consequential mandate: "Withdraw from your Senior Brother appointment." Relieved at the prospect, Xiao Lin gladly accepted. His resignation process commenced—until he confronted his junior disciples and experienced something extraordinary: He overheard their deepest thoughts. "Senior Brother! I cherish you endlessly! You're my singular five-star treasure! Never look toward any other maiden!" Meeting his cold, blank-faced second junior sister's gaze, Xiao Lin reacted: "Excuse me?" "I once dismissed your wisdom and caused ruin. This time around, your words shall guide my every action." Observing his taciturn, brooding third junior brother lost in distant contemplation, Xiao Lin stammered: "That's..." "Senior Brother plays only a minor character here, yet he's devastatingly handsome... I wonder if he's fit?" Catching his fourth junior sister's repeated covert peeks at his chest area, Xiao Lin protested: "Really?" "This world's vital essence serves training reasonably, but inhabiting a feminine body is limiting… Male forms provide better efficiency." Watching his fifth junior sister absorbed in deep meditation, Xiao Lin despaired: "How did this transpire?" Each disciple harbors shadowed secrets. And Xiao Lin? He wishes only for serenity—not to headline a bewildering romance-and-cultivation fiasco!