“Hey, Gu Ran, wake up quickly for school!”
I was half-asleep, half-awake, muttering, “Ugh, stop being so loud~”
The person standing by my bed fell silent for three seconds, then burst into earth-shattering laughter.
“Hahaha ha, Gu Ran, what the hell is with that delicate voice of yours!”
His laughter instantly jolted me wide awake.
Looking down at the lower bunk, my eyes landed on a boy standing there, wearing nothing but a pair of shorts.
Beautiful collarbones, a sturdy, toned six-pack, and a little further down… Cough cough.
Even hotter than male models at a bar in some country!
My face flushed crimson, and I swallowed hard.
The smile on the boy’s lips below slowly froze, and his hands subtly moved to that unspeakable spot, covering it.
His gaze revealed panic and fright, as if he’d encountered a pervert.
It suddenly dawned on me: this wasn’t a dream!
Gu Ran and I had really swapped bodies!
…
Gu Ran was our school’s male god, handsome and arrogant, with deadly charm!
Even I, a beautiful maiden devoted to Buddha, returned to the mortal world because of him.
But there were rumors that he wasn’t interested in women, and was even a couple with his roommate, Song Nian.
It felt like a thousand horses galloped through my heart, which was shattered for three days and three nights.
Damn it, why do all the handsome guys fall for each other? Can’t they leave some for us women?
Alas, all my roommates were fans of the Gu Ran x Song Nian ship.
I couldn’t beat them, so I joined them!
As a result, I became the head of the fandom, and even wrote some fanfics about them.
For example: 《A Year of Burning Passion》, 《Ran Nian: 365 Days and Nights》…
My rich roommate would squeal like a stuck pig on her bed every day while reading, and constantly threw money at me, encouraging me to keep up the good work.
Just as I was cycling and brainstorming plot ideas, the front of my bike suddenly shook violently.
Then, my body tilted to one side, and I almost fell headfirst onto the ground.
I closed my eyes, but the pain I expected didn’t come; instead, a soft sensation came from my lips.
Suddenly opening my eyes, oh my god, I was the one lying underneath!
I watched “myself” scramble up, and “my” eyes were filled with terror and disbelief.
I was so scared I jumped three meters away and hugged myself tightly.
“What kind of demon or ghost are you? Get out of my body!”
“My” face showed an expression of speechlessness, and a hint of disgust.
“Don’t use my body to make those girly gestures.”
Your body?
I saw my schoolbag on the ground and hastily rummaged for the small mirror inside.
When I saw the deadly handsome face in the mirror, I was forced to accept a truth.
I had turned into Gu Ran!
But my first thought wasn’t how to swap back, but to verify if my ship was real.
Gu Ran looked at my constantly shifting gaze and let out a cold snort.
And I could see my own face, three parts mocking, three parts cold, and four parts indifferent!
Gu Ran crossed his arms over his chest: “Are you calm now?”
I nodded dazedly.
He slowly walked towards me, exuding a powerful aura.
Oh my god, I’d never seen myself look so cool in my life; I almost wanted to shout, “Let’s be gay together, sis!”
Gu Ran frowned and said coldly:
“Don’t use my face to make that disgusting expression.”
Tsk, why so fierce?
I started to feel mischievous, so I directly pulled a face at him, even wiggling my butt.
"Lin Ning!" His face looked like it was about to crack, a look of disbelief plastered on it.
I was surprised: "How do you know my name is Lin Ning?"
Gu Ran pointed at the student ID card hanging around my neck, scoffing, "Even elementary school students don't wear those around their necks anymore."
Embarrassment turned to anger: "Shut up!"
He didn't say anything else, but still stood there calmly, watching me.
After calming down, I recalled the scene from earlier and cleared my throat: "We swapped bodies because we kissed."
I felt a little shy: "How about we kiss again?"
Hehe, that's how it always happens on TV, and I wouldn't be losing out!
Gu Ran shot me a death glare and snorted, "Don't get your hopes up."
"What if we swapped because we fell? Why don't you suggest we try falling again?"
No go? I was a little disappointed.
Gu Ran's mouth quirked slightly, his eyes teasing: "You seem quite regretful, don't you?"
"How did you know... No, don't talk nonsense!"
He scoffed, "Your thoughts are written all over your face."
Me: "..."
Since it was already late, we finally decided to return to the dorms and get some sleep first.
Maybe we'd automatically switch back the next day.
He walked me to the stairs. Before he left, I tugged on his sleeve, my face shy, wanting to speak but holding back.
Gu Ran frowned, saying with a hint of exasperation, "If you have something to say, just say it. Don't use my handsome face to make any more despicable expressions."
I gritted my teeth: "I do. You and your roommate Song Nian in the dorm, do you... do things?"
Gu Ran: "..."
Seeing the situation wasn't good, I waved my hands frantically: "I mean, should I be the top or the bottom?"
His face instantly darkened, and he gritted his teeth, saying, "...I'm straight!"
So, that means the rumors are false?
Immediately, a mix of joy and disappointment washed over me.
Good news: I still have a chance!
Bad news: My ship is fake!
Gu Ran looked at my face, which was a smile that wasn't a smile, like crying but not crying, and he couldn't help but growl:
"Are you constipated?"
I quickly straightened my face, putting on a cold expression. Only then did his expression soften a little.
On the way back, Gu Ran repeatedly emphasized: "Speak less, show less emotion. If anything happens, you must contact me first, understand?"
I nodded continuously. Finally, he said something to me with a hidden meaning:
"Don't touch Song Nian, and don't look at things you shouldn't look at."
At this point, is it still not love?
I turned away with a bitter expression, a tear of sorrow tracing a path down the corner of my mouth.
Hehehe, male students, eight-pack abs, here I come!
My speed running up the stairs was too fast, completely ignoring Gu Ran's gritted-teeth expression behind me.