"Risk everything for a mere 1,000 gold? Not happening!"—Lukas's battle cry after realizing his transmigration fantasy had taken a cruel turn. Expected a legendary rebirth in a world of fortune and perhaps the romantic company of a beautiful noblewoman, he instead discovered himself saddled with the humiliating title "Divine Simp." The gods had deemed him their personal servant, perfectly content to dispatch him on endless quests for pocket change. Lukas had different plans. This forgotten extra wasn't about to spend eternity as a cosmic butler. Instead, he'd engineered an audacious reversal: transforming himself from a desperate servant into an entrepreneurial mastermind. While the divine powers gleefully assigned quests believing him compliant and grateful, they had no idea what was coming. The Divine Simp was no more. Emerging from his ashes stood the Divine Extortionist—a cunning operator who'd cracked the code of their celestial game. Simple tasks? He'd exploit them for legendary rewards. The gods wanted his obedience. Lukas wanted their gold. And he'd discovered exactly how to get it.