When Felix Thomasville's lifelong wish materializes—selection as a Sage candidate and the SS-Rank Witcher Class—he discovers a catastrophic problem: the legendary power transforms him into a woman, complete with hidden mechanics absent from any manual. Thrust into a world where monsters lurk at every corner and a Dark Lord ascends toward dominion, Felix must navigate an unfamiliar form that stubbornly resists reversal. Saddled with what should be the ultimate class, he faces an ironic truth: legendary power means nothing without acceptance. Armed with his broken yet formidable abilities, Felix embarks on a journey to prove that even the most flawed champions can reshape destiny and safeguard the realm from encroaching darkness.