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Uma Musume Pretty Derby: To The Basement

by OuroTL

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This is a fan translation of 赛马娘,从入门到地下室 The original author is EEEEE然后亮标 Please support them! === Trainers entering the academy must adhere to strict protocols: romantic involvement of any kind is absolutely prohibited—no relationships with colleagues, no connections with Uma Musume. Distance and professionalism are non-negotiable at all times. Avoid accepting meal invitations from Uma Musume; politely refuse any such offers. Physical contact is forbidden: no head pats, no touching ears, no handling tails. Secure your quarters thoroughly each night. Should you witness colleagues in distress or hear structural damage occurring, remain in your room and contact security immediately. Do not intervene. When an Uma Musume confesses romantic interest, decline gracefully without betraying emotion or enthusiasm. Feign incomprehension and misunderstand deliberately. Request immediate protective status from campus security afterward. In severe cases, discretionary resignation may be offered. Male trainers blessed with exceptional appearance, charismatic personality, gentleness (yasashii), and natural charm face a grim reality—departure is strongly advised. This is not bias; such individuals are fundamentally incompatible with the academy's needs. Refusal to leave guarantees a basement assignment. Mizuno Sora stared at his evaluation scores—Appearance S, Scent S, Voice S—and felt dread settling in.