A tree moving at terminal velocity ends Arlo's life—a ridiculous way to die that leads to an equally ridiculous second chance. He awakens in a reality bound by system mechanics, where intrepid adventurers who conquer the ancient Delves claim incredible supernatural abilities. His baptism into this world is swift and merciless: no tutorial, no preparation period, and immediate assignment to a maximum-difficulty Delve alongside a party of mismatched strangers who've never met. Defenseless and completely ignorant, Arlo possesses no armor, no weapons, and zero understanding of his surroundings. His new companions eye him with growing hostility—his mysterious appearance and weak excuses fuel their suspicion—while the System treats his entire predicament as cosmic entertainment. Determined not to die twice, Arlo embraces the ridiculous: he ignores his strongest stat, Intelligence, and drives every point into Fortitude. His philosophy is simple and stupid—why invest in equipment or technique when your body can consume fireballs for breakfast and beg for extra hot sauce? This comedic LitRPG adventure unfolds across an intricate high-fantasy world where Delve mysteries continuously reshape civilization and power structures. Expect slow, intentional progression driven by intelligent character choices rather than relentless action sequences. The story features strong horror elements, graphic violence, liberal profanity, and deliberately terrible jokes. Arlo's journey proves perilous and consequence-laden—each decision leaves permanent marks on both body and circumstance.