Abandoned years ago by its author, Nangong Gong was meant to rot as a beautiful, worthless protagonist. The system's awakening upended everything. No power-ups granted. No romance storyline—or so he thought. First command: survive a cliff jump. What unfolds shatters expectations: his paramour orchestrates a forbidden sect, the brothel keeper masks tyrannical power, and his jade pendant controls an empire's military authority. Burdened by relentless misfortune and trapped in endless schemes, Nangong Gong desires only obscurity—preferably without adding broken bones to his list of problems.